What your breakfast says about last night…

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one of my favorite breakfasts—oatmeal in an almost-empty peanut butter jar
one of my favorite breakfasts—oatmeal in an almost-empty peanut butter jar

Because I’m still walking in a DayQuil wonderland, I’m also still giggling to myself about yesterday’s post. I know we’ve talked before about what to eat after sex and the awesomeness of making yourself elaborate breakfasts when you’re single, but have you ever thought about what your choice in breakfast food says about the sex you just had?

Someone sent me a link to this hilarious slideshow that shows what your morning meal says about last night. As someone who regularly posts photos of my breakfast, of course I wanted to see! I found myself laughing out loud a few times. I’d love to know the stories these generalizations are based on!

A few of my favorites:

  • Yogurt: Sex with someone you are falling in love with but haven’t told them yet. 
  • Oatmeal: You bought lingerie, had your hair blown out, and lit some candles and he didn’t even notice
  • Egg McMuffin: Secret love affair sex
  • Bran Flakes: Missionary

What wasn’t on the list? Sushi. Or fresh fruit! For whatever reason, I went through a phase in college where I always craved sushi and green apple the morning after “a night out.” It was something about the salty soy sauce and the tartness of the apple. And I totally washed that business down with a diet mountain dew. Totally cringe-worthy in retrospect. You know what they say, though—never trust someone who’s never had a troubled period. Or whatever it is—let’s just say that in culinary terms, my college years were dark times.

Have you ever a had a troubled culinary period? 

3 thoughts on “What your breakfast says about last night…

    mealsformiles said:
    January 22, 2013 at 12:08 am

    haha, this cracked me up. In college I had no concept of cooking or balanced meals at all – so hard to believe now. I don’t remember eating vegetables but I do remember many greasy things consumed at 2:00 a.m…. my how things change!

      Jess responded:
      January 22, 2013 at 1:29 pm

      Haha you are so right! It would be hilarious to compare a day in the life of one’s college self to one’s current self.

    One Bachelor Loaf, please… | Keeping It Real Food said:
    August 27, 2013 at 3:10 pm

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