Deep purple thoughts for Saturday

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I’m almost disappointed no one saw all those eggplants fall on me at Whole Foods this morning.

DEFINITELY not the eggplant I wanted

As a petite gal, grocery shopping can be something of an adventure in comic timing. It’s also a good time to practice my decision-making skills. Is xyz worth the reach? I guess you could look at it as a metaphor for dating. Or life—whichever one takes up more real estate in your brain.

But wow. There is nothing quite like when you take a risk, get on your tip-toes to grope around for that Good Eggplant you think you saw, only to wind up overwhelmed by a whole bunch of “Not the eggplant I wanted.”

Anyone agree with me on this?

4 thoughts on “Deep purple thoughts for Saturday

    Marina@cowboycountryvegetarian said:
    March 24, 2012 at 7:05 pm

    This is cool!

    raechel @ the rebel grrl kitchen said:
    March 24, 2012 at 9:33 pm

    I literally “lol”‘d reading this. At 5’, I feel you on this one! Been there. Also, that eggplant is hilar.!

      Jess responded:
      March 24, 2012 at 9:45 pm

      Haha so you know exactly how it is! I wish I could say I’d taken that eggplant picture because I’d have had to glue eyes on it or something!

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