Thanks for the coupons, but…

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Perhaps I’m a little bit paranoid after reading this article in the New York Times Magazine last weekend, but I have to wonder what suddenly made the Whole Foods I’ve been shopping at for four years start thinking I’m feeding a family. Is it that I started buying organic milk this year? 

Thanks for the coupons, Whole Foods, but please don’t rush me.

I don’t even know what to make of the Victoria’s Secret catalog I got recently that was addressed to the Cording Family. It must be the lacy stuff I ordered when it was on sale back in November…Ew. Now I’m a little creeped out. Time to stop thinking about it.

Do you ever get weird coupons? 

5 thoughts on “Thanks for the coupons, but…

    Ameena said:
    February 23, 2012 at 9:38 pm

    I get mail with a hybrid of my father-in-law and my name on it. Not coupons but just random pieces of mail. So odd.

    No need to rush into parenthood. Take it from me. 🙂

      Jess responded:
      February 24, 2012 at 1:20 am

      That is hilarious. My ex and I used to get mail addressed to a jumbled hybrid of both our last names. Very creative.

    Lauren said:
    February 24, 2012 at 11:10 am

    That article could make us all paranoid. Mrs Slayton still freaks me out, so my mother in law. I hope the Cording family has a nice weekend. I defended you in my Lent comments someone thought we were poking fun..

      Jess responded:
      February 24, 2012 at 1:30 pm

      Oh gosh, I’ll have to go see. I don’t remember saying anything that sounded particularly mean, but thank you! Maybe I should give up pre-coffee commenting on blogs for Lent. I hope you have a nice weekend too.

    myhealthyaddictions said:
    February 25, 2012 at 2:18 am

    I used to get retirement stuff all the time when I still lived at home. It was so funny- come to this free lunch to learn about our retirement home. Ha cracked me up!

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